Funniest networking Joke ? Give me your best...

PeterJames
Head in the Cloud

Funniest networking Joke ? Give me your best...

I once had to delete my best friend....they were threatening to flip my bits.

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kYutobi
Kind of a big deal

How does a tree get on the internet?.......................................... It logs on🌲🌎😂

GuilhermeMacedo
Getting noticed

What is Tom Hanks' wireless password?

1forrest1

Cmiller
Building a reputation

Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated Router.
ASA-FTD
Getting noticed

Q. What do they call a group of network engineers?


A. An outage. 

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David Burgess
CCNP R&S, Security,
CCNA Wireless, MCNA, ECMS1
ASA-FTD
Getting noticed

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar.

 

Nobody talks to him.

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David Burgess
CCNP R&S, Security,
CCNA Wireless, MCNA, ECMS1
ASA-FTD
Getting noticed

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router?

 

 

A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

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David Burgess
CCNP R&S, Security,
CCNA Wireless, MCNA, ECMS1
vicapelli
Here to help

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BenB
Meraki Alumni (Retired)

I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
 
NathanG
Meraki Employee


@BenB wrote:
I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
 

I can tell you a joke about TCP. I guarantee you'll get it, but it might take a few tries.

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”,

barman says “you want a beer?”

and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

ASA-FTD
Getting noticed

What did one dog router say to the other dog router?

 

 

ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! 

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David Burgess
CCNP R&S, Security,
CCNA Wireless, MCNA, ECMS1
socraticmethod
New here

Q:  What's the difference between a Network Engineer and a terrorist?

 

 

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist

scottm
Conversationalist

I once told an NTP joke.

 

The timing was perfect.

MDPiechowski
Here to help

Cookie Monster upset no more cookies on computer they got deleted lol computer humor

Dennux76
Conversationalist

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 different people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

Timo3
Here to help

- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- SYN flood.
- SYN flood who?
- Knock knock.…

PeterJames
Head in the Cloud

Apple and Cisco walk in to a bar...moments later engineers turn up to install additional access points.

 

Apple and Cisco walk in to three bars....unhappy with their service, they build a FastLane.

 

Apple and Cisco now own all the bars!

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