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I once had to delete my best friend....they were threatening to flip my bits.
How does a tree get on the internet?.......................................... It logs on🌲🌎😂
Q. What do they call a group of network engineers?
A. An outage.
An IPv6 packet walks into a bar.
Nobody talks to him.
Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
@BenB wrote:I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
I can tell you a joke about TCP. I guarantee you'll get it, but it might take a few tries.
A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”,
barman says “you want a beer?”
and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”
What did one dog router say to the other dog router?
ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP!
Best one on the page.
Q: What's the difference between a Network Engineer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist
I once told an NTP joke.
The timing was perfect.
Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 different people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.
- Knock knock.- Who’s there?- SYN flood.- SYN flood who?- Knock knock.…
Apple and Cisco walk in to a bar...moments later engineers turn up to install additional access points.
Apple and Cisco walk in to three bars....unhappy with their service, they build a FastLane.
Apple and Cisco now own all the bars!
Did you hear about the transatlantic call between boris and trump, neither did they something to do with ALG on the line.
That's so funny
Why did the Cisco Meraki device go to therapy?Because it had commitment issues—it just couldn’t stay on-site!
Why did the network cable break up with the router?
Because it couldn't handle the connection!
Why do firewalls never get invited to parties?
Because they always block the connection!
How does a Meraki switch introduce itself at a networking event?“Hi, I’m Meraki. I like to cloud around, but I always keep my connections secure.” 🌥️🔒
