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Funniest networking Joke ? Give me your best...

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Funniest networking Joke ? Give me your best...

I once had to delete my best friend....they were threatening to flip my bits.

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How does a tree get on the internet?.......................................... It logs on🌲🌎😂

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What is Tom Hanks' wireless password?

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Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated Router.
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Q. What do they call a group of network engineers?


A. An outage. 

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An IPv6 packet walks into a bar.

 

Nobody talks to him.

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Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router?

 

 

A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
 
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What did one dog router say to the other dog router?

 

 

ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! 

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Q:  What's the difference between a Network Engineer and a terrorist?

 

 

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist

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I once told an NTP joke.

 

The timing was perfect.

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Cookie Monster upset no more cookies on computer they got deleted lol computer humor

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Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 different people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

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- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- SYN flood.
- SYN flood who?
- Knock knock.…

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@BenB wrote:
I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.
 

I can tell you a joke about TCP. I guarantee you'll get it, but it might take a few tries.

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Apple and Cisco walk in to a bar...moments later engineers turn up to install additional access points.

 

Apple and Cisco walk in to three bars....unhappy with their service, they build a FastLane.

 

Apple and Cisco now own all the bars!

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A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”,

barman says “you want a beer?”

and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

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