How does a tree get on the internet?.......................................... It logs on🌲🌎😂
Q. What do they call a group of network engineers?
A. An outage.
An IPv6 packet walks into a bar.
Nobody talks to him.
Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router?
A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
What did one dog router say to the other dog router?
ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP!
Q: What's the difference between a Network Engineer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist
Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 different people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.
I can tell you a joke about TCP. I guarantee you'll get it, but it might take a few tries.
Apple and Cisco walk in to a bar...moments later engineers turn up to install additional access points.
Apple and Cisco walk in to three bars....unhappy with their service, they build a FastLane.
Apple and Cisco now own all the bars!
A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”,
barman says “you want a beer?”
and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”