Funniest networking Joke ? Give me your best...

[PeterJames]

I once had to delete my best friend....they were threatening to flip my bits.

[kYutobi]

How does a tree get on the internet?.......................................... It logs on🌲🌎😂

[GuilhermeMacedo]

What is Tom Hanks' wireless password?

1forrest1

[Cmiller]

Five routers walk into a bar. Who gets the car keys? The Designated Router.

[ASA-FTD]

Q. What do they call a group of network engineers?

A. An outage. 

[ASA-FTD]

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar.

Nobody talks to him.

[ASA-FTD]

Q. What did the OSPF router say to the other OSPF router?

A. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

[vicapelli]

[BenB]

I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

[NathanG]

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@BenB wrote:

I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

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I can tell you a joke about TCP. I guarantee you'll get it, but it might take a few tries.

[Timo3]

A tcp packet walks in to a bar and says “I want a beer”,

barman says “you want a beer?”

and tcp packet says “yes, a beer”

[ASA-FTD]

What did one dog router say to the other dog router?

ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! ARP! 

[MatthewUHS]

Best one on the page.

[socraticmethod]

Q:  What's the difference between a Network Engineer and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist

[scottm]

I once told an NTP joke.

The timing was perfect.

[MDPiechowski]

[Dennux76]

Sometimes I feel like a multicast packet. Ask 10 different people how to get somewhere and get 10 different answers.

[Timo3]

- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- SYN flood.
- SYN flood who?
- Knock knock.…

[PeterJames]

Apple and Cisco walk in to a bar...moments later engineers turn up to install additional access points.

Apple and Cisco walk in to three bars....unhappy with their service, they build a FastLane.

Apple and Cisco now own all the bars!

[Geoffmoss]

Did you hear about the transatlantic call between boris and trump, neither did they something to do with ALG on the line.

[wildfowlbridge]

That's so funny

[BalazsBorzsei]

Why did the Cisco Meraki device go to therapy?
Because it had commitment issues—it just couldn’t stay on-site!

[DanD]

Why did the network cable break up with the router?

Because it couldn't handle the connection!

[Akeon]

Why do firewalls never get invited to parties?

Because they always block the connection!

[kennylaikimlung]

How does a Meraki switch introduce itself at a networking event?
“Hi, I’m Meraki. I like to cloud around, but I always keep my connections secure.” 🌥️🔒

[Caleb-Engle]

If anyone wants to hear an ICMP joke, you can ping me 🙂

[Caleb-Engle]

one more...

Why did the network switch get promoted? It was well-connected!

[Meraki_Gwen]

A traceroute packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "I'm sorry, we're all out of hops"

[JcRuckus]

Why does Meraki keep getting remarried?

Because every license expires... 

[JcRuckus]

I was gaming with a friend from China the other day and his internet was really slow.

Hi name was Hi Ping

[JcRuckus]

Why did the computer eat a snack?

Because it heard it was a good byte

[JcRuckus]

Why did the network administrator carry a ladder?

To reach the highest connection speeds

[JcRuckus]

Why did the Access Point go to the gym?

To get stronger Wi-Fi

[MBB]

Here's a clue that a network technician is in really bad physical shape...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    He needs to rest after doing an SNMPwalk.

[neuro]

No jokes, but I've got memes.

[JonoM]

Why don't TCP packets ever tell good jokes?

[JonoM]

and sometimes the punchline comes before the setup!

[JonoM]

Because you have to wait for all the parts to arrive...

[bperezgo]

Why did IPsec fail its relationship counseling?

Because it kept insisting on Perfect Forward Secrecy, but couldn’t let go of the pre-shared secrets