Un empresario invitó a sus trabajadores a una comida de fraternidad. Cuando llegaron los postres se levantó para pronunciar un discurso. Durante el mismo contó un chiste que, al ser oído, provocó grandes carcajadas en todos los trabajadores, menos en uno. El empresario le preguntó, sorprendido por su inhabitual seriedad: – ¿Es que a usted no le ha hecho gracia?- A mí me ha hecho la misma gracia que a todos los demás, contestó el perspicaz empleado, pero es que yo me jubilo mañana.
I had a user call me saying she couldn't access her files on the network. I unplugged the coffee maker and plugged in the server and said; "Try it now."
I quit my job working for Nike. I just couldn’t do it anymore.
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
I'd tell you a networking joke about UDP But I wouldn't know if you got it.
Last one;
Three tech guys named Chuck, Elon, and Jeff all built rockets to go to the moon. The mission commanders restricted them each to carry only one item each on the rockets. Jeff brought a kindle to read. Chuck brought a meraki camera so he could webex from space. Elon brought the door from his tesla so he could roll down the window.
A scientist found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. .Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
UPDATE: this contest has ended. We loved reading all of your networking jokes Thank you to everyone who played along! Our randomly selected winners are: @niroulabh, @RichardP, and @ICT-Joe. Congrats!
